{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"California King","home_page_url":"https://www.californiaking.org","feed_url":"https://www.californiaking.org/json","description":"A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.","_fireside":{"subtitle":"“I don't hate it.”","pubdate":"2021-05-14T10:00:00.000-07:00","explicit":true,"copyright":"CC Attribution + Noncommercial + ShareAlike (BY-NC-SA) by You Look Nice Today","owner":"You Look Nice Today","image":"https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images-2024/podcasts/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/cover.jpg?v=3"},"items":[{"id":"06e9410e-70ad-4400-ada1-600f6fb67024","title":"Supplement","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/27","content_text":"Opportunity: personal care finally takes its show on the road.\n\nNOTE: This episode and its claims have not been evaluated by The Food and Drug Administration. So, you're welcome.\n\nPlease step inside the perimeter of the temporary fence line, then proceed through the large disclaimer bottle. To your right is Alan's Foreskin, and to your left is Adam's Paragon of Blades™ (launching Fall, 2023).\n\nChildren must be monitored at all times. Also, all attractions are offered \"as-is,\" and their utilization therein does not create a bailment or constitute a \"medical diagnosis.\" Any appendage submitted to the cobbler's public fluoroscope is offered solely at the guest's own risk.\n\nSide effects may include extensive cranial scarring, crippling student debt, and grave personal regret. \n\nAsk your operator if Supplement is right for you.\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nSupplement - YouTube\n\n\n\n\n\nFig. 1: Our muse, Dr. Raymond Damadian, in his repose.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: personal care finally takes its show on the road.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTE\u003c/strong\u003e: This episode and its claims have not been evaluated by The Food and Drug Administration. So, \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eyou\u0026#39;re welcome\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/strong\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlease step inside the perimeter of the temporary fence line, then proceed through the large disclaimer bottle. To your right is Alan\u0026#39;s Foreskin, and to your left is Adam\u0026#39;s Paragon of Blades™ (launching Fall, 2023).\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChildren must be monitored at all times. Also, all attractions are offered \u0026quot;as-is,\u0026quot; and their utilization therein does not create a bailment or constitute a \u0026quot;medical diagnosis.\u0026quot; Any appendage submitted to the cobbler\u0026#39;s public fluoroscope is offered solely at the guest\u0026#39;s own risk.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSide effects may include extensive cranial scarring, crippling student debt, and grave personal regret. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAsk your operator if \u003cem\u003eSupplement\u003c/em\u003e is right for you.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/IA9LE-55mSA\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/27\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/IA9LE-55mSA\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/IA9LE-55mSA\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eSupplement - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/ui0NSz7P.jpg\" alt=\"Raymond\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFig. 1\u003c/strong\u003e: Our muse, Dr. Raymond Damadian, in his repose.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: personal care finally takes its show on the road.","date_published":"2021-05-14T10:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/06e9410e-70ad-4400-ada1-600f6fb67024.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35548131,"duration_in_seconds":2059}]},{"id":"d1d2ea0a-c7cd-479a-9d4d-5b29301bc06a","title":"I.T. Hoop Skirt","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/26","content_text":"Opportunity: A grand roving dignity sink\n\nThe Soft Boys add frisson to any streetscape.\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(This episode is available only in audio, to honor the richness of Homeric oral tradition.)Links:Vladimir Harkonnen | Dune Wiki | Fandom — He was so morbidly obese that he required suspensors harnessed to his flesh in order to walk.The Soft Boys - \"I Wanna Destroy You\" — And, when I have destroyed you, I'll come picking at your bone.  \r\nAnd, you won't have a single atom left to call your own.\r\nGangs | The Warriors | Fandom — \"The Warriors\" is known not only for its detail on its own gang, but the diverse and realistic or wacky gangs that surround them in New York City.Washington Generals - Vintage Highlights Reel - YouTubeParallels between Virgil's Aeneid and Homer's Odyssey","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: A grand roving dignity sink\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Soft Boys add frisson to any streetscape.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(This episode is available only in audio, to honor the richness of Homeric oral tradition.)\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Vladimir Harkonnen | Dune Wiki | Fandom\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Vladimir_Harkonnen\"\u003eVladimir Harkonnen | Dune Wiki | Fandom\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; He was so morbidly obese that he required suspensors harnessed to his flesh in order to walk.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Soft Boys - \u0026quot;I Wanna Destroy You\u0026quot;\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su_fep2iARQ\"\u003eThe Soft Boys - \"I Wanna Destroy You\"\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; And, when I have destroyed you, I'll come picking at your bone.  \r\nAnd, you won't have a single atom left to call your own.\r\n\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Gangs | The Warriors | Fandom\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://thewarriors.fandom.com/wiki/Gangs\"\u003eGangs | The Warriors | Fandom\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; \"The Warriors\" is known not only for its detail on its own gang, but the diverse and realistic or wacky gangs that surround them in New York City.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Washington Generals - Vintage Highlights Reel - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQI54vUEgDg\"\u003eWashington Generals - Vintage Highlights Reel - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Parallels between Virgil\u0026#39;s Aeneid and Homer\u0026#39;s Odyssey\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallels_between_Virgil%27s_Aeneid_and_Homer%27s_Iliad_and_Odyssey\"\u003eParallels between Virgil's Aeneid and Homer's Odyssey\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: A grand roving dignity sink","date_published":"2021-04-28T10:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/d1d2ea0a-c7cd-479a-9d4d-5b29301bc06a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24927261,"duration_in_seconds":1534}]},{"id":"bc93ab8b-c784-4523-b8c9-2e94ec05f115","title":"The Benediction of Sister Susan","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/25","content_text":"Opportunity: Take a page from a storied American industry.\n\nAsk your doctor if our juice is right for you.\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nThe Benediction of Sister Susan - YouTube\n\n\n\nLinks:TV Magic Cards with Marshall Brodien (Commercial, 197?) - YouTube — \"Take the top card…TAP it…\"10 Great Ways To Recycle Your Wee — \"1. Pee in a pot and make invisible ink!\"Genesis 38:8-10 KJV - And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto - Bible Gateway — \"And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.\"CueCat - The 50 Worst Inventions - TIME — CueCat became little more than a high-tech paperweight.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: Take a page from a storied American industry.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAsk your doctor if our juice is right for you.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/2g7JO9NWWGQ\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/25\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/2g7JO9NWWGQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/2g7JO9NWWGQ\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Benediction of Sister Susan - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/QZyfRekR.jpg\" alt=\"Nun\" /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"TV Magic Cards with Marshall Brodien (Commercial, 197?) - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihN1JLsrVe8\"\u003eTV Magic Cards with Marshall Brodien (Commercial, 197?) - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; \"Take the top card…TAP it…\"\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"10 Great Ways To Recycle Your Wee\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://redshed.co.uk/blog/lifestyle/10-great-ways-to-recycle-your-wee/\"\u003e10 Great Ways To Recycle Your Wee\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; \"1. Pee in a pot and make invisible ink!\"\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Genesis 38:8-10 KJV - And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto - Bible Gateway\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+38%3A8-10\u0026amp;version=KJV\"\u003eGenesis 38:8-10 KJV - And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto - Bible Gateway\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; \"And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.\"\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"CueCat - The 50 Worst Inventions - TIME\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1991915_1991909_1991857,00.html\"\u003eCueCat - The 50 Worst Inventions - TIME\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; CueCat became little more than a high-tech paperweight.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: Take a page from a storied American industry.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2021-04-09T10:15:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/bc93ab8b-c784-4523-b8c9-2e94ec05f115.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29448817,"duration_in_seconds":1832}]},{"id":"5f5014ee-5fb6-42da-a2ae-6e0890b71572","title":"Yellow Leather","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/24","content_text":"Opportunity: Helping you become more comfortable in your skin.\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nYellow Leather - YouTubeLinks:Freddie Mercury Queen's Concert Yellow Leather Jacket Costume - TLC — \"A Premium Quality Freddie Mercury Yellow Jacket, A Pure Queen’s Power Gear.\"What Is Disney's Go Away Green Paint? - Simplemost — The science behind the shade is simple. Aging: What to expect - Mayo Clinic — Here's what to expect as you get older — and what to do about it.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: Helping you become more comfortable in your skin.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/Gc0gdH3xlcE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/24\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Gc0gdH3xlcE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/Gc0gdH3xlcE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYellow Leather - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Freddie Mercury Queen\u0026#39;s Concert Yellow Leather Jacket Costume - TLC\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.theleathercity.com/product/freddie-mercury-yellow-leather-jacket/\"\u003eFreddie Mercury Queen's Concert Yellow Leather Jacket Costume - TLC\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; \"A Premium Quality Freddie Mercury Yellow Jacket, A Pure Queen’s Power Gear.\"\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"What Is Disney\u0026#39;s Go Away Green Paint? - Simplemost\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.simplemost.com/what-to-know-about-disneys-go-away-green-paint-and-how-to-use-it/\"\u003eWhat Is Disney's Go Away Green Paint? - Simplemost\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The science behind the shade is simple. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Aging: What to expect - Mayo Clinic\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/healthy-aging/in-depth/aging/art-20046070\"\u003eAging: What to expect - Mayo Clinic\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Here's what to expect as you get older — and what to do about it.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: Helping you become more comfortable in your skin.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2021-03-27T12:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/5f5014ee-5fb6-42da-a2ae-6e0890b71572.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33033521,"duration_in_seconds":2051}]},{"id":"4ee4f87b-4854-4c64-ba9f-a4821dbe1e91","title":"Big Tubs","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/23","content_text":"Opportunity: Radical Proximity should be an immersive experience.\n\nFirst off: this is not a cult, okay?\n\nLook, if an Aerie of Randies is a little hot under the collar and wants to be stone soup with some other hard-working men, who are you to judge?\n\nThe good news is we're probably already available in your neighborhood, so just flag down the apologetic lady in the Shriner car, and she will be more than happy to top off your wing sauce and freshen up your straw.\n\nEverybody ready? Are you ready?! Because…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…\n\n\"WHOOP-sie!\"\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nBig Tubs - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: Radical Proximity should be an immersive experience.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFirst off: this is \u003cem\u003enot\u003c/em\u003e a cult, okay?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLook, if an Aerie of Randies is a little hot under the collar and wants to be stone soup with some other hard-working men, who are you to judge?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe good news is we\u0026#39;re probably already available in your neighborhood, so just flag down the apologetic lady in the Shriner car, and she will be more than happy to top off your wing sauce and freshen up your straw.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEverybody ready? Are you ready?! Because…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026quot;\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWHOOP-sie!\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/strong\u003e\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/OiK1RQoBlLE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/22\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OiK1RQoBlLE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/OiK1RQoBlLE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eBig Tubs - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: Radical Proximity should be an immersive experience.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2021-02-26T15:30:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/4ee4f87b-4854-4c64-ba9f-a4821dbe1e91.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35989626,"duration_in_seconds":2241}]},{"id":"00e9985c-9d63-47a3-b004-67cc23ff2aa8","title":"The Situation District","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/22","content_text":"Opportunity: A fresh look at a storied neighborhood.\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nThe Situation District - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: A fresh look at a storied neighborhood.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/38KxMABsyZY\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/22\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/38KxMABsyZY\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/38KxMABsyZY\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Situation District - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: A fresh look at a storied neighborhood.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's _way_ better that way.)","date_published":"2021-02-12T16:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/00e9985c-9d63-47a3-b004-67cc23ff2aa8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34344282,"duration_in_seconds":2138}]},{"id":"c672107b-e855-4886-b32d-8cbdab778b77","title":"Five of a Kind","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/21","content_text":"Opportunity: Your bar may be unfinished, but your cassette deck is definitely done.\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nFive of a Kind - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: Your bar may be unfinished, but your cassette deck is definitely done.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/6rppgALHrSA\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/21\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/6rppgALHrSA\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/6rppgALHrSA\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFive of a Kind - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: Your bar may be unfinished, but your cassette deck is definitely done.\r\n\r\nBe sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.","date_published":"2021-02-01T21:30:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/c672107b-e855-4886-b32d-8cbdab778b77.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37921308,"duration_in_seconds":2347}]},{"id":"e0b1b250-43fb-420b-bbd7-6cd438ee9fda","title":"Thrival Future","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/20","content_text":"Opportunity: home is where you hang your backpack\n\n\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nThrival Future - YouTubeLinks:Thrival Future - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\r\nRampant shoplifting leads to another Walgreens closing in S.F. — \"No sooner had the clerk spoken than a man wearing a virus mask walked in, emptied two shelves of snacks into a bag, then headed back for the door.\"","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: home is where you hang your backpack\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/hikFJeKs.jpeg\" alt=\"stay at home\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/eeTk8pZLbGE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/19\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/eeTk8pZLbGE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeTk8pZLbGE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThrival Future - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Thrival Future - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeTk8pZLbGE\u0026amp;feature=youtu.be\"\u003eThrival Future - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\r\n\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Rampant shoplifting leads to another Walgreens closing in S.F.\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/philmatier/article/Rampant-shoplifting-leads-to-another-Walgreens-15654730.php\"\u003eRampant shoplifting leads to another Walgreens closing in S.F.\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; \"No sooner had the clerk spoken than a man wearing a virus mask walked in, emptied two shelves of snacks into a bag, then headed back for the door.\"\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: home is where you hang your backpack\r\n\r\nBe sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.","date_published":"2020-12-19T12:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/e0b1b250-43fb-420b-bbd7-6cd438ee9fda.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30630338,"duration_in_seconds":1907}]},{"id":"37302951-665b-4461-a2c0-69e718defe8c","title":"Interregnum","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/19","content_text":"Opportunity: who arted?\n\nIn the liminal space between life and performance, there exists a certain hallway.\n\n\n\nEditor: Paul O’Mara\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nInterregnum - YouTubeLinks:Interregnum - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\r\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: who arted?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn the liminal space between life and performance, there exists a certain hallway.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEditor\u003c/strong\u003e: Paul O’Mara\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/Wg0wl7F7Sk0\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/19\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Wg0wl7F7Sk0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg0wl7F7Sk0\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eInterregnum - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Interregnum - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg0wl7F7Sk0\"\u003eInterregnum - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\r\n\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: who arted?\r\n\r\nBe sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.","date_published":"2020-12-05T12:45:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/37302951-665b-4461-a2c0-69e718defe8c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37578847,"duration_in_seconds":2327}]},{"id":"0efbc92a-368f-466c-86ea-7eb31c1d6b32","title":"David Fincher’s House of Whoops","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/18","content_text":"Opportunity: There's no \"I\" in \"mistake.\"\n\nLet's be honest. If you had to do it all over again? Yeah, you'd probably do even worse. I mean. Look at you. \n\nNo, seriously, it's fine. Well. It's not \"fine,\" but it is universal, and that's ultimately where the big money is.\n\nSo, the question becomes, what if you could do worse better? Again. You won't, but that's not the point. \n\nThe point is, you're ready to commit to change, or at least the appearance of commitment.\n\nBut, you won't figure that out until you land on the big balloon in Act III. But, let's not get ahead of ourselves.\n\nHow would you feel about a face tattoo of a foot? Or a foot tattoo of a murder tear? Or a night on a futon that practically screams \"hand stuff?\"\n\nLet me start over.\n\nHi. Have you ever avoided a mistake that, in retrospect, you really wish you'd made? Yeah. Also: sorry about your contact lens.\n\nAlso, also: sorry about Austin.\n\nJust…sorry.\n\n\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nDavid Fincher’s House of Whoops - YouTubeLinks:You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\r\nDavid Fincher’s House of Whoops - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: There\u0026#39;s no \u0026quot;I\u0026quot; in \u0026quot;mistake.\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLet\u0026#39;s be honest. If you had to do it all over again? Yeah, you\u0026#39;d probably do even worse. I mean. Look at you. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo, seriously, it\u0026#39;s fine. Well. It\u0026#39;s not \u0026quot;fine,\u0026quot; but it is universal, and that\u0026#39;s ultimately where the big money is.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, the question becomes, what if you could do worse \u003cem\u003ebetter\u003c/em\u003e? Again. You won\u0026#39;t, but that\u0026#39;s not the point. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe point is, you\u0026#39;re ready to commit to change, or at least the appearance of commitment.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut, you won\u0026#39;t figure that out until you land on the big balloon in Act III. But, let\u0026#39;s not get ahead of ourselves.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHow would you feel about a face tattoo of a foot? Or a foot tattoo of a murder tear? Or a night on a futon that practically screams \u0026quot;hand stuff?\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLet me start over.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHi. Have you ever avoided a mistake that, in retrospect, you really wish you\u0026#39;d made? Yeah. Also: sorry about your contact lens.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso, also: sorry about Austin.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust…\u003cem\u003esorry\u003c/em\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/cgBBc3fStW4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via \u003ca href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/17\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethis episode\u0026#39;s show notes\u003c/a\u003e. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cgBBc3fStW4\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgBBc3fStW4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDavid Fincher’s House of Whoops - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\r\n\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"David Fincher’s House of Whoops - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgBBc3fStW4\"\u003eDavid Fincher’s House of Whoops - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: There's no \"I\" in \"mistake.\"\r\n\r\nBe sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.","date_published":"2020-11-20T10:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/0efbc92a-368f-466c-86ea-7eb31c1d6b32.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43639170,"duration_in_seconds":2720}]},{"id":"43d128ca-5841-41e6-88de-4260ac928b05","title":"Lobster Roll Bounce","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/17","content_text":"Opportunity: sometimes, the best couple skate is the one you skate alone.\n\nListen: it's your room now. Mr. Sandwich is only here to act as a guide. \n\nAnd, while vaping is not encouraged, Ms. Menounos will be happy to repair your phone screen at Booth M5605 (Mezzanine). \n\nSimply agree to corkage, and our monster will be happy to top off your corn.\n\nThanks, and enjoy the show.\n\n\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nLobster Roll Bounce - YouTubeLinks:Lobster Roll Bounce - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.You can now rent a private AMC theater for just $99 — AMC's FAQ page lists renting a microphone to greet guests as an extra $100 charge, while more time to enter an auditorium, beyond the standard 15 minutes, will cost another $250.Florence Mall (Kentucky) — Also in the mid-1980s, the food court was renovated.Napoleon (1927) - IMDb — Runtime: 330 min.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: sometimes, the best couple skate is the one you skate alone.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eListen: it\u0026#39;s \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eyour\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/strong\u003e room now. Mr. Sandwich is only here to act as \u003cem\u003ea guide\u003c/em\u003e. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, while vaping is not encouraged, Ms. Menounos will be happy to repair your phone screen at Booth M5605 (Mezzanine). \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSimply agree to corkage, and our monster will be happy to top off your corn.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThanks, and enjoy the show.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/E2ezh6l7Jrg\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/E2ezh6l7Jrg\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/E2ezh6l7Jrg\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eLobster Roll Bounce - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Lobster Roll Bounce - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ezh6l7Jrg\"\u003eLobster Roll Bounce - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You can now rent a private AMC theater for just $99\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/17/business/amc-rental-99-trnd/index.html\"\u003eYou can now rent a private AMC theater for just $99\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; AMC's FAQ page lists renting a microphone to greet guests as an extra $100 charge, while more time to enter an auditorium, beyond the standard 15 minutes, will cost another $250.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Florence Mall (Kentucky)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://malls.fandom.com/wiki/Florence_Mall_(Kentucky)\"\u003eFlorence Mall (Kentucky)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Also in the mid-1980s, the food court was renovated.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Napoleon (1927) - IMDb\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0018192/\"\u003eNapoleon (1927) - IMDb\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Runtime: 330 min.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: sometimes, the best couple skate is the one you skate alone.\r\n\r\nBe sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.","date_published":"2020-10-23T11:15:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/43d128ca-5841-41e6-88de-4260ac928b05.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38361996,"duration_in_seconds":2430}]},{"id":"d031ef53-7e86-44f2-a057-a9911790e8b5","title":"Big Money","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/16","content_text":"Opportunity: Improve the quality and reliability of online ratings systems with the assistance of little Philipe and a VHS tape of the pain you've caused.\n\nThere’s a 2½ star Popeye’s in Tracy, and a 5-star Taco Bell in Pacifica with thousands of ratings, but who’s rating the raters? Perhaps reviewers will think twice if they know that they might have to repeat those comments to the proprietor’s sad child (rental or leasing options available).\n\nGo ahead and unzip your wallet. Is it full of receipts? Open a Window™  and let those money ghosts fly away—you never know what ID card or student photo is waiting just around the corner. \n\nYour keyring: do you still have the keys to the car you drove as a toddler? Go ahead and slide those off. Sure you might break a fingernail—hold onto that, it’s a happy memory of your newfound freedom you might want to bequeath to a friend one day. \n\nGrab your satchel full of California quarters and your wallet full of tiny bills. Let's mint a new you.\n\n\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nBig Money - YouTubeLinks:Big Money - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.Cockroach infestation shuts down San Francisco Popeyes — They determined that they had a cockroach infestation and the permit has been temporarily suspended.Next On “Black Mirror” - The Toast — what if phones, but too muchArtisanal Plastic: Japan's Fake Food Is A Real Art : The Salt : NPR — They're meant to whet your appetite, but don't bite them: These are plastic display foods, and they're ubiquitous in Japan — designed to advertise the foods available for purchase inside. The world's best Taco Bell is located on a beach in California - Business Insider — In 2013, Thrillist dubbed it \"the greatest Taco Bell in the world.\" Limited Perspectives Collection on Letterman, 1982-84 - YouTube — October 6, 1983: \"Flashdance\" reviewed by John David George, arc welderStar Wars. Reviewed and rated.  — \"Best movie ever. One star.\"","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: Improve the quality and reliability of online ratings systems with the assistance of little Philipe and a VHS tape of the pain you\u0026#39;ve caused.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere’s a 2½ star Popeye’s in Tracy, and a 5-star Taco Bell in Pacifica with thousands of ratings, but who’s rating the raters? Perhaps reviewers will think twice if they know that they might have to repeat those comments to the proprietor’s sad child (rental or leasing options available).\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and unzip your wallet. Is it full of receipts? Open a Window™  and let those money ghosts fly away—you never know what ID card or student photo is waiting just around the corner. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour keyring: do you still have the keys to the car you drove as a toddler? Go ahead and slide those off. Sure you might break a fingernail—hold onto that, it’s a happy memory of your newfound freedom you might want to bequeath to a friend one day. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGrab your satchel full of California quarters and your wallet full of tiny bills. Let\u0026#39;s mint a new you.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyCevOU_GNs\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/xyCevOU_GNs\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyCevOU_GNs\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eBig Money - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Big Money - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyCevOU_GNs\"\u003eBig Money - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cockroach infestation shuts down San Francisco Popeyes\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/popeyes-san-francisco-divisadero-cockroaches-14270394.php\"\u003eCockroach infestation shuts down San Francisco Popeyes\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; They determined that they had a cockroach infestation and the permit has been temporarily suspended.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Next On “Black Mirror” - The Toast\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://the-toast.net/2015/01/20/next-black-mirror/\"\u003eNext On “Black Mirror” - The Toast\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; what if phones, but too much\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Artisanal Plastic: Japan\u0026#39;s Fake Food Is A Real Art : The Salt : NPR\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/03/25/468622469/artisanal-plastic-japans-fake-food-is-a-real-art\"\u003eArtisanal Plastic: Japan's Fake Food Is A Real Art : The Salt : NPR\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; They're meant to whet your appetite, but don't bite them: These are plastic display foods, and they're ubiquitous in Japan — designed to advertise the foods available for purchase inside. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The world\u0026#39;s best Taco Bell is located on a beach in California - Business Insider\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-best-taco-bell-pacifica-california-2017-6\"\u003eThe world's best Taco Bell is located on a beach in California - Business Insider\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; In 2013, Thrillist dubbed it \"the greatest Taco Bell in the world.\" \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Limited Perspectives Collection on Letterman, 1982-84 - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Ejqux2GzU\"\u003eLimited Perspectives Collection on Letterman, 1982-84 - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; October 6, 1983: \"Flashdance\" reviewed by John David George, arc welder\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Star Wars. Reviewed and rated. \" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://mobile.twitter.com/monty_ashley/status/1316480781003358209?s=21\"\u003eStar Wars. Reviewed and rated. \u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; \"Best movie ever. One star.\"\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: Improve the quality and reliability of online ratings systems, with the assistance of Philipe and a VHS tape of the pain you've caused.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.","date_published":"2020-10-08T12:15:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/d031ef53-7e86-44f2-a057-a9911790e8b5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33410928,"duration_in_seconds":2055}]},{"id":"69c99793-bd13-4251-8cd6-63f84d89f339","title":"History Mall","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/15","content_text":"Opportunity: an immersive journey inside of another immersive journey.\n\nWhen Hobbes first stipulated that Man's primal instinct naturally reverts to a state of mall against mall, he probably had no idea how prescient he barely was.\n\nBut, what if History could also be a lively if self-referential retail and fast-casual dining experience? What if, indeed, that food court were presided over by a period-appropriate \"judge\" who deliberately attracted fleas and never broke kayfabe to admit that Wu-Tang Clan even exists?\n\nWell, steel your guts and pack your butts, because your reality is about to get deeply augmented by some really upsetting contextual tableaux.\n\nLike it or not, you've got the music in you. At least for now.\n\n\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nHistory Mall - YouTubeLinks:You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.History Mall - YouTubeBoobs-and-Butt Pose — While this pose is possible to achieve in multiple variations in Real Life, in fiction it can get exaggerated to the point that the character's torso is almost pointing backward. The 61 Best Butts on Instagram - Great Belfies 2020 — This whole Instagram butt-fixation thing really got going back in 2015, and now, it’s the year 2020, and we still can’t get enough.Butts - Descript — Butts?","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: an immersive journey inside of another immersive journey.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Hobbes first stipulated that Man\u0026#39;s primal instinct naturally reverts to a state of mall against mall, he probably had no idea how prescient he barely was.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut, what if History could also be a lively if self-referential retail and fast-casual dining experience? What if, indeed, that food court were presided over by a period-appropriate \u0026quot;judge\u0026quot; who deliberately attracted fleas and never broke kayfabe to admit that Wu-Tang Clan even exists?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWell, steel your guts and pack your butts, because your reality is about to get deeply augmented by some really upsetting contextual tableaux.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLike it or not, you\u0026#39;ve got the music in you. At least for now.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/o2LltsnVk_4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/o2LltsnVk_4\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/o2LltsnVk_4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eHistory Mall - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"History Mall - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2LltsnVk_4\"\u003eHistory Mall - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Boobs-and-Butt Pose\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoobsAndButtPose\"\u003eBoobs-and-Butt Pose\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; While this pose is possible to achieve in multiple variations in Real Life, in fiction it can get exaggerated to the point that the character's torso is almost pointing backward. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The 61 Best Butts on Instagram - Great Belfies 2020\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/g8612344/best-butts-on-instagram/\"\u003eThe 61 Best Butts on Instagram - Great Belfies 2020\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; This whole Instagram butt-fixation thing really got going back in 2015, and now, it’s the year 2020, and we still can’t get enough.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Butts - Descript\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://share.descript.com/view/DL6zJM5BbLt\"\u003eButts - Descript\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Butts?\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: an immersive journey inside of another immersive journey.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2020-09-25T00:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/69c99793-bd13-4251-8cd6-63f84d89f339.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31345429,"duration_in_seconds":1949}]},{"id":"e2d8df15-07b4-468a-ba81-2edfea8d2cad","title":"One Ticket to the Gun Show","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/14","content_text":"Opportunity: a destination holiday you just can't wait to leave.\n\nIsn't it finally time for fun Dads to get their dream vacation?\n\nJust submit your dossier, pack your toilet, and get ready for some long-overdue Aloha.\n\nPlease be sure to include any specific skills you'd like to see complimented, all relevant dietary restrictions, plus painfully detailed notes outlining your position on clowns.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nOne Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTubeLinks:You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTubeThe Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb — Getting drunk at a local bar, he pokes fun at Hitler in front of some Gestapo agents, who arrest and send him to a prison camp.John Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum — He frequently dressed up as his alter ego, Pogo the Clown, at parties that he hosted for his entire neighborhood. Coping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns — Are Hospital Clowns Scary or Soothing?What does Club Med's \"All-inclusive\" package include? — (except champagnes, VSOP and XO alcohols, alcohol bottles, and some premium brands which are extra)Fantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb — Accounts of visitors to a unique resort island in the Pacific Ocean that can fulfill literally any fantasy requested, but rarely turn out as expected.Emergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more — When you have to evacuate and can no longer use previously existing facilities, then this toilet emergency kit might be the solution to many of your problems. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: a destination holiday you just can\u0026#39;t wait to leave.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIsn\u0026#39;t it finally time for fun Dads to get \u003cem\u003etheir\u003c/em\u003e dream vacation?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust submit your dossier, pack your toilet, and get ready for some long-overdue Aloha.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlease be sure to include any specific skills you\u0026#39;d like to see complimented, all relevant dietary restrictions, plus painfully detailed notes outlining your position on clowns.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/92GpfVX_JLw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/92GpfVX_JLw\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/92GpfVX_JLw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eOne Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"One Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92GpfVX_JLw\u0026amp;feature=youtu.be\"\u003eOne Ticket to the Gun Show - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068451/\"\u003eThe Day the Clown Cried (1972) - IMDb\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Getting drunk at a local bar, he pokes fun at Hitler in front of some Gestapo agents, who arrest and send him to a prison camp.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"John Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/serial-killers/john-wayne-gacy/\"\u003eJohn Wayne Gacy - Crime Museum\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; He frequently dressed up as his alter ego, Pogo the Clown, at parties that he hosted for his entire neighborhood. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Coping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.verywellmind.com/clown-phobia-2671682\"\u003eCoping With Coulrophobia or the Fear of Clowns\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Are Hospital Clowns Scary or Soothing?\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"What does Club Med\u0026#39;s \u0026quot;All-inclusive\u0026quot; package include?\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://faq.clubmed.com/en-us/article/KA-01699\"\u003eWhat does Club Med's \"All-inclusive\" package include?\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; (except champagnes, VSOP and XO alcohols, alcohol bottles, and some premium brands which are extra)\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Fantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077008/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2\"\u003eFantasy Island (TV Series 1977–1984) - IMDb\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Accounts of visitors to a unique resort island in the Pacific Ocean that can fulfill literally any fantasy requested, but rarely turn out as expected.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Emergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.safetykitstore.com/toiletkits.html\"\u003eEmergency toilet kit with 72 hour supplies, toosl and more\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; When you have to evacuate and can no longer use previously existing facilities, then this toilet emergency kit might be the solution to many of your problems. \u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: a destination holiday you just can't wait to leave.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2020-09-18T12:30:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/e2d8df15-07b4-468a-ba81-2edfea8d2cad.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35126730,"duration_in_seconds":2194}]},{"id":"b75f8f82-f670-4e4f-b022-98b5d10badd8","title":"C.A. Baracus","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/13","content_text":"Opportunity: monetize the admittedly thin line between jape and assault.\n\nThere's a party in the boy's room, and you're invited.\n\nYour Scoutmaster is here to encourage wholesome habits and gently dissuade you from doing your business in a swim suit.\n\nSo, c'mon in.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nC.A. Baracus - YouTube\n\nLinks:You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.C.A. Baracus - YouTubeJosh's Frogs - Largest online herps feeders and reptile supplies store — The man sells some good-ass hornworms.B.A. Baracus | The A-Team Wiki | Fandom — Of this fact the Team is often overcome by other members of the team drugging him, knocking him unconscious, or, as in one episode, hypnotizing him, so he can be transported without objection.History of Ridgewood High School, Pasco County, Florida — The building, designed by Rowe Holmes Associates of Tampa, cost $3.2 million to construct. CM Associates, Inc., a Texas-based construction management firm, supervised the construction.Camp Tuckahoe – New Birth of Freedom Council, BSA — Summer camp is the high point of the Scouting year.Fear of Needles: The Fatal Phobia - PharmaJet — Trypanophobia, fear of needles, also known as needle phobia, is the extreme fear of medical procedures involving injections or hypodermic needles. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: monetize the admittedly thin line between jape and assault.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere\u0026#39;s a party in the boy\u0026#39;s room, and you\u0026#39;re invited.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour Scoutmaster is here to encourage wholesome habits and gently dissuade you from doing your business in a swim suit.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, c\u0026#39;mon in.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/nvDZtlHGGgE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/nvDZtlHGGgE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/nvDZtlHGGgE\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eC.A. Baracus - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/HYKgn8GW.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"You have achieved merit.\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to our YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"C.A. Baracus - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvDZtlHGGgE\"\u003eC.A. Baracus - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Josh\u0026#39;s Frogs - Largest online herps feeders and reptile supplies store\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.joshsfrogs.com/\"\u003eJosh's Frogs - Largest online herps feeders and reptile supplies store\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The man sells some good-ass hornworms.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"B.A. Baracus | The A-Team Wiki | Fandom\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://a-team.fandom.com/wiki/B.A._Baracus\"\u003eB.A. Baracus | The A-Team Wiki | Fandom\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Of this fact the Team is often overcome by other members of the team drugging him, knocking him unconscious, or, as in one episode, hypnotizing him, so he can be transported without objection.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"History of Ridgewood High School, Pasco County, Florida\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.fivay.org/ridgewood_high_school.html\"\u003eHistory of Ridgewood High School, Pasco County, Florida\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The building, designed by Rowe Holmes Associates of Tampa, cost $3.2 million to construct. CM Associates, Inc., a Texas-based construction management firm, supervised the construction.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Camp Tuckahoe – New Birth of Freedom Council, BSA\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://newbirthoffreedom.org/camping-2/camp-tuckahoe/\"\u003eCamp Tuckahoe – New Birth of Freedom Council, BSA\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Summer camp is the high point of the Scouting year.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Fear of Needles: The Fatal Phobia - PharmaJet\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://pharmajet.com/fear-needles-fatal-phobia/\"\u003eFear of Needles: The Fatal Phobia - PharmaJet\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Trypanophobia, fear of needles, also known as needle phobia, is the extreme fear of medical procedures involving injections or hypodermic needles. \u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: monetize the admittedly thin line between jape and assault.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2020-09-04T12:15:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/b75f8f82-f670-4e4f-b022-98b5d10badd8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24375841,"duration_in_seconds":1661}]},{"id":"069ee3b2-d948-4198-acfc-48889a88921c","title":"Mr. Fahrenheit's Here","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/12","content_text":"Opportunity: turbocharge your brand influence with these mind-blowing tricks.\n\nListen. Sometimes, we all need a little help. Maybe you broke a gear tooth or even a toe. Maybe, you just can't remember whether Hegel played Dr. Who or Elvin Tibideaux or Harry Bentley.\n\nOur highly-trained Crossperts™ are standing by to \"help.\" Perhaps not in the way that you want, but, definitely in the way that you need.\n\nNow take off your shoes and peel this fruit. We will be taking a lot photos but probably won't put them on the internet.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nMr. Fahrenheit's Here - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: turbocharge your brand influence with these mind-blowing tricks.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eListen. Sometimes, we all need a little help. Maybe you broke a gear tooth or even a toe. Maybe, you just can\u0026#39;t remember whether Hegel played Dr. Who or Elvin Tibideaux or Harry Bentley.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOur highly-trained Crossperts™ are standing by to \u0026quot;help.\u0026quot; Perhaps not in the way that you want, but, definitely in the way that you need.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNow take off your shoes and peel this fruit. We will be taking a lot photos but probably won\u0026#39;t put them on the internet.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/ca_XDFnanQI\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/ca_XDFnanQI\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/ca_XDFnanQI\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMr. Fahrenheit\u0026#39;s Here - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: turbocharge your brand influence with these mind-blowing tricks.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2020-08-21T09:30:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/069ee3b2-d948-4198-acfc-48889a88921c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33275784,"duration_in_seconds":1995}]},{"id":"21b1b9a1-f88d-44e0-a164-9db0002b77e7","title":"Livin' Barge","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/11","content_text":"Opportunity: A man, a plan, a canal, Erie!\n\nWhat is it going to take for me to put you on this ship today? Revive the recycling economy, and pick up your own slightly stained \"Dirty Venice\" tee. Not the golf kind. Although, you can buy that too. Also, please be circumspect about the buffet, and always be guided by the advice of your new assistant, Ray-Ray.\n\nIf you need anything, just flag down Suzie, and please do have your checkbook ready. You're really going to need it.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nLivin' Barge - YouTubeLinks:Livin’ Barge - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the You Look Nice Today channel on YouTube.New York State Canal System — Use your own boat or rent a fully equipped canal boat, and chart your own course. Marinas provide a full range of services for transient boaters. You can tie up and explore quiet, 19th-century canal towns, bicycle to nearby wineries for a tour, then dine aboard as the sun gently sets.Lobster golf balls — Lobster golf balls: Want to improve your stroke out at sea? Use lobster golf balls. Made from the shell, they're biodegradable.Hawaiian Punch — RJ Reynolds Company (RJR) acquired Hawaiian Punch in 1963. In 1981, the business was transferred to Del Monte, a wholly owned subsidiary of RJR. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: A man, a plan, a canal, Erie!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat is it going to take for me to put you on this ship today? Revive the recycling economy, and pick up your own slightly stained \u0026quot;Dirty Venice\u0026quot; tee. Not the golf kind. Although, you can buy that too. Also, please be circumspect about the buffet, and \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c/em\u003e be guided by the advice of your new assistant, Ray-Ray.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need anything, just flag down Suzie, and please do have your checkbook ready. You\u0026#39;re really going to need it.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/fAtLl_Y0DUw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/fAtLl_Y0DUw\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtu.be/fAtLl_Y0DUw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eLivin\u0026#39; Barge - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Livin’ Barge - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtLl_Y0DUw\"\u003eLivin’ Barge - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to the You Look Nice Today channel on YouTube.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"New York State Canal System\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.eriecanal.org/system.html\"\u003eNew York State Canal System\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Use your own boat or rent a fully equipped canal boat, and chart your own course. Marinas provide a full range of services for transient boaters. You can tie up and explore quiet, 19th-century canal towns, bicycle to nearby wineries for a tour, then dine aboard as the sun gently sets.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Lobster golf balls\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.csmonitor.com/Business/Latest-News-Wires/2011/0402/Lobster-golf-balls-Yes.-Why-Cruise-ships\"\u003eLobster golf balls\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Lobster golf balls: Want to improve your stroke out at sea? Use lobster golf balls. Made from the shell, they're biodegradable.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Hawaiian Punch\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.hawaiianpunch.com/#history\"\u003eHawaiian Punch\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; RJ Reynolds Company (RJR) acquired Hawaiian Punch in 1963. In 1981, the business was transferred to Del Monte, a wholly owned subsidiary of RJR. \u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: A man, a plan, a canal, Erie!\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2020-08-14T22:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/21b1b9a1-f88d-44e0-a164-9db0002b77e7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36823199,"duration_in_seconds":2290}]},{"id":"ca711850-b511-4395-b910-36d908da80ec","title":"Lincoln Bedroom","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/10","content_text":"Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.\n\nIn these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of.\n\nSo, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for \"health,\" okay?\n\nWe’re not here to judge.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nLincoln Bedroom - YouTubeLinks:Lincoln Bedroom - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.Charles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube — Charles Grodin was on a book tour in September 1989, promoting his new release, \"It Would Be So Nice If You Weren't Here.\"Beddr — Want to get diagnosed for apnea comfortably, in a snap?Heart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic — Tooth loss patterns are connected to coronary artery disease.A Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed — In the book Slaughterhouse Five protagonist Billy Pilgrim uses a vibrating bed to fall asleep.Harrison Bergeron — A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: medical appliances that go ham.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn these challenging, \u003cem\u003esexy\u003c/em\u003e times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it\u0026#39;s time to accept that there\u0026#39;s no box to think outside of.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It\u0026#39;s for \u0026quot;health,\u0026quot; okay?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe’re not here to judge.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgW7g2HP-0\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/8ZgW7g2HP-0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgW7g2HP-0\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eLincoln Bedroom - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgW7g2HP-0\"\u003eLincoln Bedroom - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Charles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BywbdmOnA0\u0026amp;feature=youtu.be\u0026amp;t=1585\"\u003eCharles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Charles Grodin was on a book tour in September 1989, promoting his new release, \"It Would Be So Nice If You Weren't Here.\"\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Beddr\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.beddrsleep.com/\"\u003eBeddr\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Want to get diagnosed for apnea comfortably, in a snap?\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Heart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/adult-health/expert-answers/heart-disease-prevention/faq-20057986\"\u003eHeart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Tooth loss patterns are connected to coronary artery disease.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"A Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://blog.retroplanet.com/magic-fingers-vibrating-bed/\"\u003eA Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; In the book Slaughterhouse Five protagonist Billy Pilgrim uses a vibrating bed to fall asleep.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Harrison Bergeron\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html\"\u003eHarrison Bergeron\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)","date_published":"2020-08-01T10:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/ca711850-b511-4395-b910-36d908da80ec.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36570345,"duration_in_seconds":2239}]},{"id":"0779bdea-dbd9-444f-b053-8bcf83989ce1","title":"Terrestrial Bathysphere","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/9","content_text":"Opportunity: sometimes, inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam.\n\nJust because we can't be \"near\" each other doesn't mean we can't enjoy an intimate environment. Whether that's a museum on the Mall, or an antiqued vivarium in the woods, or even just a very large hat that you share with good friends. But, let's also address a uniquely male pain that is neither here nor there.\n\nTime to dump out that box, slap on some rusty gears, and steady your gimbal load. This week, You Look Nice Today will spit on your comb and drop a half-penny into a strangely erotic new entertainment apparatus.\n\nMr. Twain will see you now.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nTerrestrial Bathysphere - YouTubeLinks:Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics on Twitter: \"How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID https://t.co/jIqVCEcJbK\" / Twitter — How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVIDToothpick maker releases button-pressing sticks amid virus fears — 'The product, which features the tagline \"come, press to your heart's content,\" comes with an additional container to hold the disposable sticks after use.'The Karate Kid Daniel Larusso's Tenugui Headband replica movie prop — This is a replica of the Tenugui headband that is given to Daniel Larusso, (RALPH MACCHIO) by his friend and mentor Mr. Miyagi, (NORIYUKI ''PAT'' MORITA).The Lightness of Being a Couch Potato May Work to Keep Us Fat - The New York Times — There are many theories about why extra pounds are so intractable, and the full mechanisms are still mysterious.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: sometimes, inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust because we can\u0026#39;t be \u0026quot;near\u0026quot; each other doesn\u0026#39;t mean we can\u0026#39;t enjoy an intimate environment. Whether that\u0026#39;s a museum on the Mall, or an antiqued vivarium in the woods, or even just a very large hat that you share with good friends. But, let\u0026#39;s also address a uniquely male pain that is neither here nor there.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTime to dump out that box, slap on some rusty gears, and steady your gimbal load. This week, You Look Nice Today will spit on your comb and drop a half-penny into a strangely erotic new entertainment apparatus.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMr. Twain will see you now.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu9EuEc0o\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/i3gu9EuEc0o\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu9EuEc0o\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eTerrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu9EuEc0o\"\u003eTerrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics on Twitter: \u0026quot;How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID https://t.co/jIqVCEcJbK\u0026quot; / Twitter\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1275808433518850049\"\u003eDani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics on Twitter: \"How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID https://t.co/jIqVCEcJbK\" / Twitter\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Toothpick maker releases button-pressing sticks amid virus fears\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/05/3f0d71e4dd83-toothpick-maker-releases-button-pressing-sticks-amid-virus-fears.html\"\u003eToothpick maker releases button-pressing sticks amid virus fears\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; 'The product, which features the tagline \"come, press to your heart's content,\" comes with an additional container to hold the disposable sticks after use.'\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Karate Kid Daniel Larusso\u0026#39;s Tenugui Headband replica movie prop\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.yourprops.com/Daniel-Larusso-s-Tenugui-Headband-replica-movie-prop-The-Karate-Kid-1984-YP62151.html\"\u003eThe Karate Kid Daniel Larusso's Tenugui Headband replica movie prop\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; This is a replica of the Tenugui headband that is given to Daniel Larusso, (RALPH MACCHIO) by his friend and mentor Mr. Miyagi, (NORIYUKI ''PAT'' MORITA).\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Lightness of Being a Couch Potato May Work to Keep Us Fat - The New York Times\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/22/well/move/the-lightness-of-being-a-couch-potato-may-work-to-keep-us-fat.html?surface=home-discovery-vi-prg\u0026amp;fellback=false\u0026amp;req_id=232466207\u0026amp;algo=identity\u0026amp;imp_id=320281678\"\u003eThe Lightness of Being a Couch Potato May Work to Keep Us Fat - The New York Times\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; There are many theories about why extra pounds are so intractable, and the full mechanisms are still mysterious.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)","date_published":"2020-07-25T10:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/0779bdea-dbd9-444f-b053-8bcf83989ce1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36616783,"duration_in_seconds":2239}]},{"id":"c2240f34-1ae1-4cc7-b425-7a01970ac2a8","title":"Straits of Sandwich","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/8","content_text":"Opportunity: one man's plank is another man's treasure chest.\n\nNow, more than ever, many Americans hunger for travel and adventure—while some yearn merely to be something besides an American. Well, your time has arrived, so, come aboard! We're expecting you.\n\nOur consultants and child-lawyers are available to review your preferences in party water, urban poultry admiralty, and the complex and often unnavigable seas of local garb and maritime headgear. Serf's up.\n\nSo, plant your running shoes in a new land, and show that childless Halloween family that you're the Captain now.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nStraits of Sandwich - YouTubeLinks:33 U.S. Code § 385 - Seizure and condemnation of vessels fitted out for piracy | U.S. Code | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute — Any vessel built, purchased, fitted out in whole or in part, or held for the purpose of being employed in the commission of any piratical aggression, search, restraint, depredation, or seizure, or in the commission of any other act of piracy, as defined by the law of nations, shall be liable to be captured and brought into any port of the United States if found upon the high seas, or to be seized if found in any port or place within the United States, whether the same shall have actually sailed upon any piratical expedition or not, and whether any act of piracy shall have been committed or attempted upon or from such vessel or not; and any such vessel may be adjudged and condemned, if captured by a vessel authorized as mentioned in section 386 of this title to the use of the United States, and to that of the captors, and if seized by a collector, surveyor, or marshal, then to the use of the United States.\r\n\r\n(R.S. § 4297.)Admiralty | Wex | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute — Parties subject to admiralty may not contract out of admiralty jurisdiction, and states may not infringe on admiralty jurisdiction either judicially or legislatively.Yahtzee History — The game that makes you think while having fun.Flag Designer — Generate Random FlagStraits of Sandwich - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: one man\u0026#39;s plank is another man\u0026#39;s treasure chest.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNow, more than ever, many Americans hunger for travel and adventure—while some yearn merely to be something besides an American. Well, your time has arrived, so, come aboard! We\u0026#39;re expecting you.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOur consultants and child-lawyers are available to review your preferences in party water, urban poultry admiralty, and the complex and often unnavigable seas of local garb and maritime headgear. Serf\u0026#39;s up.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, plant your running shoes in a new land, and show that childless Halloween family that \u003cstrong\u003eyou\u0026#39;re\u003c/strong\u003e the Captain now.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMMyOoB8cc\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/5HMMyOoB8cc\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMMyOoB8cc\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStraits of Sandwich - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"33 U.S. Code § 385 - Seizure and condemnation of vessels fitted out for piracy | U.S. Code | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/33/385\"\u003e33 U.S. Code § 385 - Seizure and condemnation of vessels fitted out for piracy | U.S. Code | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Any vessel built, purchased, fitted out in whole or in part, or held for the purpose of being employed in the commission of any piratical aggression, search, restraint, depredation, or seizure, or in the commission of any other act of piracy, as defined by the law of nations, shall be liable to be captured and brought into any port of the United States if found upon the high seas, or to be seized if found in any port or place within the United States, whether the same shall have actually sailed upon any piratical expedition or not, and whether any act of piracy shall have been committed or attempted upon or from such vessel or not; and any such vessel may be adjudged and condemned, if captured by a vessel authorized as mentioned in section 386 of this title to the use of the United States, and to that of the captors, and if seized by a collector, surveyor, or marshal, then to the use of the United States.\r\n\r\n(R.S. § 4297.)\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Admiralty | Wex | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/admiralty\"\u003eAdmiralty | Wex | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Parties subject to admiralty may not contract out of admiralty jurisdiction, and states may not infringe on admiralty jurisdiction either judicially or legislatively.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Yahtzee History\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.yahtzeeonline.org/yahtzee-history.php\"\u003eYahtzee History\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The game that makes you think while having fun.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Flag Designer\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://flag-designer.appspot.com/#d=1\u0026amp;c1=1\u0026amp;c2=1\u0026amp;c3=0\u0026amp;o=7\u0026amp;c4=3\u0026amp;s=8\u0026amp;c5=6\"\u003eFlag Designer\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Generate Random Flag\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Straits of Sandwich - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMMyOoB8cc\"\u003eStraits of Sandwich - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: one man's plank is another man's treasure chest.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's WAY better that way.)","date_published":"2020-07-16T20:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/c2240f34-1ae1-4cc7-b425-7a01970ac2a8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34369834,"duration_in_seconds":2112}]},{"id":"909cc34b-9f81-4787-968e-8dd808ee367c","title":"Jar-X","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/7","content_text":"Opportunity: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen.\n\nDo you suffer from moderate to severe dyschlamydia? Still stalled on your first set of braces? Tired of stuck-up \"health doctors\" always acting like they're the boss of you?\n\nWell. Check your mailbox. Now, remove the contents and fill 'er up to your level of satisfaction. Okay, just a little more. Litttttle more, and…perfect.\n\nOur representatives are standing by to review your case, accept your virtual confession, and answer any of the questions your wife might have about your invoice.*\n\nyours in health,\n—s.\n\n\n\n\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nJar-X - YouTubeLinks:Why plague doctors wore those strange beaked masks — But the forbidding ensemble was not just a deathly fashion statement: It was intended to protect the doctor from miasma.Information for Consumers on Using Dietary Supplements | FDA — Stay Connected! Follow FDA on Twitter and Facebook.The Cleric Class for Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons (D\u0026amp;D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D\u0026amp;D Beyond — In some cities, priesthood amounts to a political office, viewed as a stepping stone to higher positions of authority and involving no communion with a god at all. True clerics are rare in most hierarchies.Jar-X - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo you suffer from moderate to severe \u003cem\u003edyschlamydia\u003c/em\u003e? Still stalled on your first set of braces? Tired of stuck-up \u0026quot;health doctors\u0026quot; always acting like they\u0026#39;re the boss of you?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWell. Check your mailbox. Now, remove the contents and fill \u0026#39;er up to your level of satisfaction. Okay, just a little more. \u003cem\u003eLitttttle\u003c/em\u003e more, and…\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eperfect\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/strong\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOur representatives are standing by to review your case, accept your virtual confession, and answer any of the questions your wife might have about your invoice.*\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eyours in health,\u003cbr\u003e\n—\u003cem\u003es.\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/hlgZndqN.png\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpd2Npn0Aw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYouTube video\u003c/a\u003e via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eway\u003c/em\u003e better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/mLpd2Npn0Aw\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpd2Npn0Aw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eJar-X - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Why plague doctors wore those strange beaked masks\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/reference/european-history/plague-doctors-beaked-masks-coronavirus/\"\u003eWhy plague doctors wore those strange beaked masks\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; But the forbidding ensemble was not just a deathly fashion statement: It was intended to protect the doctor from miasma.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Information for Consumers on Using Dietary Supplements | FDA\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.fda.gov/food/dietary-supplements/information-consumers-using-dietary-supplements\"\u003eInformation for Consumers on Using Dietary Supplements | FDA\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Stay Connected! Follow FDA on Twitter and Facebook.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Cleric Class for Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons (D\u0026amp;D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D\u0026amp;D Beyond\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.dndbeyond.com/classes/cleric\"\u003eThe Cleric Class for Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons (D\u0026amp;D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D\u0026amp;D Beyond\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; In some cities, priesthood amounts to a political office, viewed as a stepping stone to higher positions of authority and involving no communion with a god at all. True clerics are rare in most hierarchies.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Jar-X - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpd2Npn0Aw\"\u003eJar-X - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)","date_published":"2020-07-10T09:15:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/909cc34b-9f81-4787-968e-8dd808ee367c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35012327,"duration_in_seconds":2168}]},{"id":"bdec1bde-aa27-44af-b12c-20cb81e3734e","title":"The Velcro Side","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/6","content_text":"Opportunity: a fashion revolution that sticks.\n\nAre you concerned about your presentation? Hate that bulging wallet? Feeling like there's nothing particularly talismanic about the body you're working with? \n\nThere's no longer any need to feel left out or fretful, because You Look Nice Today has you covered.\n\nLiterally.\n\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)\n\n\n\nThe Velcro Side - YouTube\n\nLinks:AA 12 Step Recovery Medallions | Sobriety Chips and Coins — When taking such a journey through the 12 step recovery program and then moving forward with life, carrying a momento of the process and a dedication to continued success can often give one great strength.Indian Lore Merit Badge and Worksheet — Sing two songs in an Indian language. Explain their meanings.MAUDE - Maude Findlay (Bea Arthur) \"Walter’s Heart Attack\" Silk Gown with Mesh Overlay | The Golden Closet — This floor-length gown was worn by “Maude Findlay” as portrayed by Bea Arthur in the hit television series Maude. The two-piece ensemble consists of a nude silk floor-length sleeveless gown with back zip closure and matching sleeveless vest with blue polka dot mesh overlay.The Velcro Side - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: a fashion revolution that sticks.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAre you concerned about your presentation? Hate that bulging wallet? Feeling like there\u0026#39;s nothing particularly talismanic about the body you\u0026#39;re working with? \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere\u0026#39;s no longer any need to feel left out or fretful, because \u003cem\u003eYou Look Nice Today\u003c/em\u003e has you covered.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLiterally\u003c/em\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode\u0026#39;s show notes. It\u0026#39;s way better that way.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/yEEkxCM9MSw\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEkxCM9MSw\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Velcro Side - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/2/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/kQ5ofYui.jpeg\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"AA 12 Step Recovery Medallions | Sobriety Chips and Coins\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.my12stepstore.com/medallions-and-chips-15.html\"\u003eAA 12 Step Recovery Medallions | Sobriety Chips and Coins\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; When taking such a journey through the 12 step recovery program and then moving forward with life, carrying a momento of the process and a dedication to continued success can often give one great strength.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Indian Lore Merit Badge and Worksheet\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://boyscouttrail.com/boy-scouts/meritbadges/indian-lore-merit-badge.asp\"\u003eIndian Lore Merit Badge and Worksheet\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Sing two songs in an Indian language. Explain their meanings.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"MAUDE - Maude Findlay (Bea Arthur) \u0026quot;Walter’s Heart Attack\u0026quot; Silk Gown with Mesh Overlay | The Golden Closet\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.thegoldencloset.com/merchant/merchant.mvc?Session_ID=970872c8d7a130b3718b96d2767d0c2c\u0026amp;Screen=PROD\u0026amp;Store_Code=TGC\u0026amp;Product_Code=T0851\u0026amp;Category_Code=\"\u003eMAUDE - Maude Findlay (Bea Arthur) \"Walter’s Heart Attack\" Silk Gown with Mesh Overlay | The Golden Closet\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; This floor-length gown was worn by “Maude Findlay” as portrayed by Bea Arthur in the hit television series Maude. The two-piece ensemble consists of a nude silk floor-length sleeveless gown with back zip closure and matching sleeveless vest with blue polka dot mesh overlay.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Velcro Side - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEkxCM9MSw\"\u003eThe Velcro Side - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"You Look Nice Today - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCYE16KB5gqmwq-GAJxHTwA\"\u003eYou Look Nice Today - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: a fashion revolution that sticks.\r\n\r\n(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)","date_published":"2020-07-03T16:45:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/bdec1bde-aa27-44af-b12c-20cb81e3734e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37677394,"duration_in_seconds":2341}]},{"id":"499ce9d6-8a9c-4c56-81b6-b250937c7038","title":"Flair School","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/5","content_text":"Opportunity: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands.\n\nThank you for applying to Flair School. You will soon be receiving a packet containing your spider, your practice juggling bottles, your fountain pen, and your recumbent bike. It's very hot in Florida right now, so feel free to grab a kombucha mocktail from the restroom next to the student lounge.\n\n\n\nFlair School - YouTubeLinks:Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) - IMDb — Browning is a PI with a bad cold, who's sent to investigate a case by a mysterious client.He stumbles across the body of a young woman and is stabbed to death, and when he wakes up in heaven, they tell him he's \"marginal material,\" and they can only decide on his final destination through one last assignment: to go back and solve his own murder. As a dog.Spider Facts | HowStuffWorks — Studies have shown that you're never more than ten feet away from a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. To be \"spider-free\" you'd have to go into space in a fumigated capsule. Rather than flee, read these facts and appreciate our amazing arachnids.Flair Bartending Course — We will teach you the complete Art of Flair. From straws to coasters, shakers to glassware, garnishes and liquor bottles, this practical, hands-on approach teaches any level of bartender how to toss, flip and spin their way into MONSTROUS TIPS.Flair School - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for applying to Flair School. You will soon be receiving a packet containing your spider, your practice juggling bottles, your fountain pen, and your recumbent bike. It\u0026#39;s very hot in Florida right now, so feel free to grab a kombucha mocktail from the restroom next to the student lounge.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/xEPQieWcF38\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEPQieWcF38\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFlair School - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) - IMDb\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081269/\"\u003eOh Heavenly Dog (1980) - IMDb\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Browning is a PI with a bad cold, who's sent to investigate a case by a mysterious client.He stumbles across the body of a young woman and is stabbed to death, and when he wakes up in heaven, they tell him he's \"marginal material,\" and they can only decide on his final destination through one last assignment: to go back and solve his own murder. As a dog.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Spider Facts | HowStuffWorks\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://animals.howstuffworks.com/arachnids/spider-facts.htm\"\u003eSpider Facts | HowStuffWorks\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Studies have shown that you're never more than ten feet away from a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. To be \"spider-free\" you'd have to go into space in a fumigated capsule. Rather than flee, read these facts and appreciate our amazing arachnids.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Flair Bartending Course\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.786bartend.com/index.php?option=com_content\u0026amp;view=article\u0026amp;id=12\u0026amp;Itemid=115\"\u003eFlair Bartending Course\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; We will teach you the complete Art of Flair. From straws to coasters, shakers to glassware, garnishes and liquor bottles, this practical, hands-on approach teaches any level of bartender how to toss, flip and spin their way into MONSTROUS TIPS.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Flair School - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEPQieWcF38\"\u003eFlair School - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands.","date_published":"2020-06-26T15:30:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/499ce9d6-8a9c-4c56-81b6-b250937c7038.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":49550971,"duration_in_seconds":2474}]},{"id":"91406028-a445-4a8e-afde-cce49520d81f","title":"Love Pharmacy","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/4","content_text":"Opportunity: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment.\n\nWelcome to Love Pharmacy. Please touch the button corresponding to the assistance you will need today. Do you need to lie down? This bed smells like your college girlfriend. And, it is very emollient. Links:Love Pharmacy - YouTubeMadonna Inn — Madonna Inn is renowned for its 110 distinct guest rooms, whimsical charm, and unique amenities and activities.How to use a Japanese LOVE HOTEL - YouTube — In this video you will learn how to use them and be confident on your next or even first visit.Column: For the doctor behind Happy Foot Sad Foot sign, a strange kind of fame comes to an end - Los Angeles Times — If you see the sign on its happy side, you’ll have a good day, and if you see the sad side, you’ll have a bad day.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Love Pharmacy. Please touch the button corresponding to the assistance you will need today. Do you need to lie down? This bed smells like your college girlfriend. And, it is \u003cem\u003every\u003c/em\u003e emollient. \u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Love Pharmacy - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YisKo5MCuL4\u0026amp;feature=youtu.be\"\u003eLove Pharmacy - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Madonna Inn\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.madonnainn.com/\"\u003eMadonna Inn\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Madonna Inn is renowned for its 110 distinct guest rooms, whimsical charm, and unique amenities and activities.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"How to use a Japanese LOVE HOTEL - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z6Zam73rSU\"\u003eHow to use a Japanese LOVE HOTEL - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; In this video you will learn how to use them and be confident on your next or even first visit.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Column: For the doctor behind Happy Foot Sad Foot sign, a strange kind of fame comes to an end - Los Angeles Times\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-happy-foot-sad-foot-thomas-lim-20190715-story.html\"\u003eColumn: For the doctor behind Happy Foot Sad Foot sign, a strange kind of fame comes to an end - Los Angeles Times\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; If you see the sign on its happy side, you’ll have a good day, and if you see the sad side, you’ll have a bad day.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment.","date_published":"2020-06-19T15:30:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/91406028-a445-4a8e-afde-cce49520d81f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20738843,"duration_in_seconds":1341}]},{"id":"3ed4c42f-6c55-4b2f-820f-9c82a1d8a2d9","title":"Ring Light Parade","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/3","content_text":"Opportunity: Beauty is a one-way street.\n\n\n\nRing Light Parade - YouTubeLinks:Ring Light Parade - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpportunity\u003c/strong\u003e: Beauty is a one-way street.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/niLeyecaMxM\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLeyecaMxM\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRing Light Parade - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Ring Light Parade - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLeyecaMxM\"\u003eRing Light Parade - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Opportunity: Beauty is a one-way street.\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2020-05-29T09:30:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/3ed4c42f-6c55-4b2f-820f-9c82a1d8a2d9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46981927,"duration_in_seconds":2544}]},{"id":"16f2e6c9-84f1-4c73-b8e2-3bf2172e2fa0","title":"Th3rd Stage at Scottfest","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/2","content_text":"Project: a living wage for the Scotts we lost. 🩳\n\n\n\n\"Th3rd Stage at Scottfest\" - YouTubeLinks:Th3rd Stage at Scottfest - YouTube","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProject\u003c/strong\u003e: a living wage for the Scotts we lost. 🩳\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/xjqh5XBO69s\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjqh5XBO69s\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u0026quot;Th3rd Stage at Scottfest\u0026quot; - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Th3rd Stage at Scottfest - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjqh5XBO69s\"\u003eTh3rd Stage at Scottfest - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Project: a living wage for the Scotts we lost. ","date_published":"2020-05-21T10:30:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/16f2e6c9-84f1-4c73-b8e2-3bf2172e2fa0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":58556426,"duration_in_seconds":3479}]},{"id":"6113b596-aeca-41f3-a369-ecec861f7cda","title":"What is HØL?","url":"https://www.californiaking.org/1","content_text":"Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama.\n\nEverything was going great. We each had our own little cavernlet in which to do our alonetime ablutions and adult irrigations, and every evening we gathered by the pile of old cigarettes to tell stories and scratch each others' bug bites. We chopped wood, and we carried water. We made forts. And, yes, somtimes, we cried.\n\nThen, one night, we heard a cricket. \n\nComing from... somewhere? Its chirp drove us crazy through those long 'Bama nights. Merlin suggested we get a lizard to kill the cricket. The plan worked perfectly. But that night we noticed the lizard looking down at us from its perch, really giving us the stink eye. Like it thought it was better than us. So Adam bought us a snake to take care of the lizard. And, then, somehow, there was a filthy Persian cat to take care of the snake. And so forth.\n\nSo, long story short: our cave is now occupied by a family of endangered Alabama Beach Mice (Peromyscus polionotus ammobates). And, we have returned to California. \n\nAlso, we are out of money. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eOur work was done. We\u0026#39;d said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEverything was going great. We each had our own little cavernlet in which to do our alonetime ablutions and adult irrigations, and every evening we gathered by the pile of old cigarettes to tell stories and scratch each others\u0026#39; bug bites. We chopped wood, and we carried water. We made forts. And, yes, somtimes, we cried.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen, one night, we heard a cricket. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eComing from... somewhere? Its chirp drove us crazy through those long \u0026#39;Bama nights. Merlin suggested we get a lizard to kill the cricket. The plan worked perfectly. But that night we noticed the lizard looking down at us from its perch, really giving us the stink eye. Like it thought it was better than us. So Adam bought us a snake to take care of the lizard. And, then, somehow, there was a filthy Persian cat to take care of the snake. And so forth.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, long story short: our cave is now occupied by a family of endangered Alabama Beach Mice (\u003cem\u003ePeromyscus polionotus ammobates\u003c/em\u003e). And, we have returned to California. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso, we are out of money. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"This week's Learn-A-Word: mollify and copacetic.","date_published":"2020-04-04T13:45:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/25ae8b6b-86ed-4952-bb55-3c077517b85e/6113b596-aeca-41f3-a369-ecec861f7cda.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35936769,"duration_in_seconds":2229}]}]}